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We Don't Judge, We Rehydrate | Funny Detox Nurse Shirt

We Don't Judge, We Rehydrate | Funny Detox Nurse Shirt

Regular price $30.58 USD
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This boxy tee speaks straight to the nurse who moves at a million miles an hour and still finds room for humor. The front art — a cheeky “Detox Nurse” cartoon IV bag with playful checkboxes and bold lettering — reads like a shared inside joke among clinical teams. Lightweight but substantial ring-spun cotton and pigment-dyed tones give the shirt a lived-in, vintage feel that holds up to long shifts and late-night coffee runs. The cropped, boxy silhouette layers easily over scrubs or pairs with high-waist jeans, while shoulder-to-shoulder twill keeps the shape through repeated wear. Wear it between shifts, on casual days at the unit, or to nursing meet-ups — it’s the kind of tee that sparks laughs and nods from colleagues who get it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with smooth, durable print surface
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit that layers well over scrubs or high-waisted bottoms
- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) for structure and longevity
- Pigment-dyed colors for a soft, vintage look; natural shade variation expected
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill and sewn-in label for added stability and comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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